Funny Adult Night Light

A rechargeable novelty night light with adjustable brightness and a rude little sense of humour.

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Retro Vinyl Kitchen Timer

A kitchen timer styled like a vintage record. For cooking, baking and pretending the pasta has a soundtrack.

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Anticlockwise Watch

Here’s a watch that literally runs backwards. The hands rotate anticlockwise and the numbers follow suit, making every glance a tiny puzzle, so allow for extra time when people ask you for the time! With mineral glass and a sturdy leather strap, it’s a fun pick for collectors or anyone who enjoys thinking in reverse.

Smart Pet Planter

Ivy is a smart planter with a face, an app and a lot of confidence.

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Gift Not Included

Two AA batteries, beautifully* packaged as a gift on their own. For the person who truly has everything except, apparently, power. Works well as revenge for anyone who ever forgot to include them or anyone in your naughty list. You could argue this is way better than a lump of coal! *🫣

Cowboy Duck Night Light

This squishy cowboy duck brings warm bedtime light with a side of pure charm. Soft, safe, and rechargeable, it’s perfect for cosy evenings, story time or adding personality to any room. Tap to dim, cuddle to cheer up. Ducks are the new capybaras! 🤔 no?

Steampunk Bumblebee Model

This brass steampunk bumblebee arrives as 100+ pieces ready to assemble into a beautifully detailed mechanical insect. Fun to build and stunning on display, it’s a perfect project for makers, tinkerers, curious kids of all ages and anyone with a soft spot for tiny mechanical marvels.

StepBot Desktop Robot

StepBot is your tiny desk companion with a talent for cheerful and pointless movement. Minimalist, durable and delightfully distracting, in case you needed more excuses to procrastinate! This is the perfect pick-me-up after (or during?) long work sessions. Switch it on, watch it wiggle and let your day improve by 12 percent, maybe.

Superlative Sardine Clock

This handmade black-and-yellow sardine clock is the catch of the day for your wall.

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The Hyperbola Clock

This abstract clock uses intersecting hyperbolic curves to display the hour. A hypnotic, mind-bending alternative to boring circles. Handcrafted from high-quality polymer with a ten-year guarantee, it’s both a sculpture and a science lesson. Best enjoyed with a raised eyebrow and a sense of wonder.