Henry Desk Vacuum

The iconic Henry Hoover, now fun-sized for your desk. Comes with interchangeable heads to clear away crumbs, dust, and snack evidence. Perfect for neat freaks, office jokers, and anyone who thinks cleaning can be cute. They also come in pink, so you could buy 6 pink and a red one, which you could name Henry … Read More

Mini Christmas Record Player

A tiny record player with big Christmas spirit. Lift the lid, drop the arm, and play one of three miniature LPs featuring jazzy festive classics. Comes complete with stickers, sleeves, and a mini book celebrating the greatest holiday albums. Ideal for collectors or anyone who still misses mixtapes.

Piano Hands

Play piano anywhere, no grand required. These musical gloves turn any surface into your personal keyboard, with each fingertip producing a different note through a built-in speaker. Perfect for restless musicians, fidgety office workers, or anyone who’s always drumming their fingers to a tune only they can hear.

Underwater Disco Light

This floating disco ball light turns your soak into a mini nightclub. Choose “Disco” for full chaos or “Chill” for psychedelic calm. Waterproof, battery-powered, and guaranteed to make rubber ducks question their life choices.

Salvador Dalí Inspired Clock

A nod to Dalí’s surreal masterpiece, this “melting” shelf clock looks like time itself decided to take a nap. Perch it on a shelf, mantel or desk and enjoy the illusion of hours sliding gently away. Available in gold, black, silver or white — a perfectly normal way to question reality.

Light Up Word Clock

This LED word witchcraft clock lights up phrases like “IT IS HALF PAST FIVE” instead of numbers. Ideal for wordsmiths allergic to numbers (maybe). With a copper metal face and diffused glow, it’s a conversation starter art piece. Mains powered via USB, so it can shine anywhere from wall to work desk.

Fibonacci Spiral Clock

A spiral sweeps across the face marking time with geometric grace. Designed in the UK and built to last a decade. Unapologetically nerdy, this clock turns Fibonacci’s famous sequence into a moving art piece. It includes a stand and leaflet for anyone who wants to sound clever at dinner.

Retro Flip Clock

The classic Karlsson flip clock combines minimalist design with that hypnotic flipping motion that never gets old. Built with quality materials and plenty of retro charm, it’s ideal for desks, shelves or anyone who likes a little mechanical theatre with their minutes. (Not silent — but stylishly so.)

Reverse Wall Clock

Flip time upside-down this striking clock: numbers reversed, hands turning anticlockwise, logic temporarily suspended. Because even the numbers are reversed you can read the time in a mirror: A literal head-turner! Just imagine it… You: “More wine Bob?” – Bob (staring blankly at the wall): “No thanks, I think I’ve had enough!”

Self-Heated Butter Knife

Using the warmth of your hand, this smart knife softens butter as you slice. No cords, no batteries — just simple physics and smug satisfaction. Perfect for butter, chocolate spread or showing off at breakfast.