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It was about time the batteries were included
Gift Not Included

Two AA batteries, beautifully* packaged as a gift on their own. For the person who truly has everything except, apparently, power. Works well as revenge for anyone who ever forgot to include them or anyone in your naughty list. You could argue this is way better than a lump of coal! *🫣

  • Who it's for
    • People who enjoy meta jokes
    • Gift givers with a dry sense of humour
    • Anyone wrapping disappointment on purpose

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