A kitchen timer styled like a vintage record. For cooking, baking and pretending the pasta has a soundtrack.
[qg_button url="https://quirkyguide.com/go/RetroVinylKitchenTimer" label="Check price" disclose="1"]Retro Vinyl Kitchen Timer
Food & Drink
Vinyl Record Pizza Cutter
A pizza wheel disguised as a little vinyl record. Kitchen gadget, music joke and stocking filler in one.
[qg_button url="https://quirkyguide.com/go/VinylRecordPizzaCutter" label="Check price" disclose="1"]Golf Ball Whiskey Glass
A dual-ended whiskey glass with a golf ball texture inside. Very civilised, until someone shouts “fore”.
[qg_button url="https://quirkyguide.com/go/GolfBallWhiskeyGlass" label="Check price" disclose="1"]Upside-down Cat Glass Mug
This double-layer glass mug reveals an upside-down cat inside every time you take a sip. Heat-resistant, lightweight and comfy to hold, it keeps drinks warm or cool without burning your fingers. A playful pick for coffee lovers, cat people and anyone who enjoys a little surprise with their morning brew. These also come in pink.
Stormtrooper Tumblers
These inverted Stormtrooper tumblers are not just for spirits, you can use them to drink Bantha milk too. They turn the iconic helmet into a sculptural glass. Perfect for whisky, cocktails or even morning juice, each holds 150ml and feels satisfyingly weighty. A brilliant gift for Star Wars fans and anyone who loves eye-catching glassware.
Freshly Baked Oven Gloves
Oven gloves that look exactly like sliced baguettes. Soft, heat-resistant and guaranteed to confuse visitors. The articulated thumb gives proper grip, so no more accidental bake-offs. Warm hands, fresh vibes, zero carbs.
ChocClits
This is a cheeky one, so be careful who you give it to! A box of chocolate vaginas. Yes, really. ChocClits make the perfect gift in only a few situations: a gynaecologist’s birthday, a very open-minded gathering or a baby shower with friends who love dark chocolate humour. Beautifully made and unforgettable.
After Dinner Willies
Forget After Eights but not the way you think or they’d expect. These cheeky chocolate willies are filled with mint cream and ready to rescue any sleepy dinner table. Small, silly and surprisingly tasty, they guarantee inappropriate giggles the moment the box opens. Serve with coffee or let the chaos speak for itself.
Duck Toast Tongs
These duck-shaped silicone toast tongs save your fingers from the toaster while adding a dash of humour to breakfast. Easy to grip, heat resistant and very cute, they make burnt thumbs a quack of the past. There’s even a black duck available if you’re feeling evil bwahahaha!
Tortilla Blanket
Soft, lightweight and hilariously convincing, this giant tortilla blanket lets you live your dream… the one where you are a burrito. Perfect for naps, sofas, sleepovers and confusing your guests. It’s warm, breathable and guaranteed to make you smile. I feel warm just by looking at it, thankfully it does not smell like a burrito.