Pet Rock
Low maintenance and gathers no moss (we assume)
Rock will save us! 🤘 but not this kind of rock.
This is a rock with googly eyes and no emotional baggage. Doesn’t bark, doesn’t shed, doesn’t care. The original useless pet, still undefeated since the 1970s. As if we needed further proof that there's nothing that can't be improved with googly eyes!
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Who it's for
- People tired of high-maintenance anything
- Minimalists with a sense of humour
- Anyone wanting a pet that never disappoints
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