With its black-and-white body and delightfully dazed eyes, this plush dragon looks like it just got off a rollercoaster and hasn’t quite recovered. Soft, squishy, and irresistibly odd, it’s the perfect companion for anyone who loves mythical creatures with human problems. Hug it, display it and let it stare blankly into the middle distance, he … Read More
The iconic Henry Hoover, now fun-sized for your desk. Comes with interchangeable heads to clear away crumbs, dust, and snack evidence. Perfect for neat freaks, office jokers, and anyone who thinks cleaning can be cute. They also come in pink, so you could buy 6 pink and a red one, which you could name Henry … Read More
A tiny record player with big Christmas spirit. Lift the lid, drop the arm, and play one of three miniature LPs featuring jazzy festive classics. Comes complete with stickers, sleeves, and a mini book celebrating the greatest holiday albums. Ideal for collectors or anyone who still misses mixtapes.
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy, aka your new biggest fan.
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Play piano anywhere, no grand required. These musical gloves turn any surface into your personal keyboard, with each fingertip producing a different note through a built-in speaker. Perfect for restless musicians, fidgety office workers, or anyone who’s always drumming their fingers to a tune only they can hear.
Thirty tattoo-inspired plasters tucked in a red metal tin that looks too good for the medicine cabinet. From tiny scrapes to heroic paper cuts, cover your wounds with attitude. Practical first aid with a rebellious streak.
A 3D-printed dragon-castle tower that turns every roll into theatre. Drop your dice in, watch them tumble through hidden ramps and emerge with medieval flair. Detailed resin turrets add fantasy gravitas, while your players hold their breath for that critical 20.
When your dice keep betraying you with endless 1s, it’s time for a stern timeout. This miniature “chair of shame” is where misbehaving dice go to reflect on their life choices. A perfect gag gift for DMs and players alike — because accountability should always be tabletop-sized.
This 7-piece set of 3D-printed polyhedral dice looks like miniature Swiss cheese — holes, charm and all. Slightly larger than standard dice and infinitely more ridiculous, they’re perfect for game nights that refuse to take themselves too seriously. Please resist the urge to grate them.
Each metal die measures only 6 mm, yet still carries the satisfying heft of zinc alloy. Housed in a sleek keychain case, this travel-friendly set keeps your luck close wherever you go. For those who believe it’s not the size of the dice that matters, but how you roll them.