Stormtrooper Wrecking Ball

Nothing says ‘festive’ like an army of clones ready to do your bidding. These ornaments are based on the original moulds from Andrew Ainsworth at Shepperton Design Studios, which means it sits much closer to the real film props than most things that end up dangling from a tree branch. Cast in resin, hand-painted, slightly … Read More

Salvador Dalí Inspired Clock

A nod to Dalí’s surreal masterpiece, this “melting” shelf clock looks like time itself decided to take a nap. Perch it on a shelf, mantel or desk and enjoy the illusion of hours sliding gently away. Available in gold, black, silver or white — a perfectly normal way to question reality.

Light Up Word Clock

This LED word witchcraft clock lights up phrases like “IT IS HALF PAST FIVE” instead of numbers. Ideal for wordsmiths allergic to numbers (maybe). With a copper metal face and diffused glow, it’s a conversation starter art piece. Mains powered via USB, so it can shine anywhere from wall to work desk.

Fibonacci Spiral Clock

A spiral sweeps across the face marking time with geometric grace. Designed in the UK and built to last a decade. Unapologetically nerdy, this clock turns Fibonacci’s famous sequence into a moving art piece. It includes a stand and leaflet for anyone who wants to sound clever at dinner.

Retro Flip Clock

The classic Karlsson flip clock combines minimalist design with that hypnotic flipping motion that never gets old. Built with quality materials and plenty of retro charm, it’s ideal for desks, shelves or anyone who likes a little mechanical theatre with their minutes. (Not silent — but stylishly so.)

Reverse Wall Clock

Flip time upside-down this striking clock: numbers reversed, hands turning anticlockwise, logic temporarily suspended. Because even the numbers are reversed you can read the time in a mirror: A literal head-turner! Just imagine it… You: “More wine Bob?” – Bob (staring blankly at the wall): “No thanks, I think I’ve had enough!”

Tom Love Tufting Fluffy Rug

A two-layer tufted rug that’s part cartoon crush, part anatomical horror.

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Running Labrador Automaton

Handcrafted from fine woods, this kinetic sculpture turns a simple crank into pure happiness. The Labrador’s legs run, its head turns, and suddenly it feels alive. A beautifully engineered gift for dog lovers and collectors alike — proof that art can wag.

Foam Graveyard Tombstones

Lightweight foam headstones with metal stakes that stay put through wind, rain and party chaos.

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Pumpkin Teeth

Snap these clever little fangs into your pumpkin to upgrade it from spooky to downright sinister. Pair them with 3D-printed eyes for maximum personality, and adjust the anchor points for a perfect fit. Finally, a reason to fear your own porch.