The iconic Henry Hoover, now fun-sized for your desk. Comes with interchangeable heads to clear away crumbs, dust, and snack evidence. Perfect for neat freaks, office jokers, and anyone who thinks cleaning can be cute. They also come in pink, so you could buy 6 pink and a red one, which you could name Henry … Read More
Rubber chicken bottle stopper. What else is there to say?
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Tis the season for questionable side dishes — and jokes to match. This novelty toilet roll, printed with perfect little sprouts, adds a dash of festive silliness to your loo. A cracking stocking filler that’s guaranteed to raise eyebrows and spirits.
A tiny record player with big Christmas spirit. Lift the lid, drop the arm, and play one of three miniature LPs featuring jazzy festive classics. Comes complete with stickers, sleeves, and a mini book celebrating the greatest holiday albums. Ideal for collectors or anyone who still misses mixtapes.
Soft, warm, and oddly realistic, these slippers look like freshly baked bread straight from the oven. Thankfully they feel like clouds, not crusts. Perfect for early risers, carb lovers, or anyone who believes comfort food should extend to the feet.
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy, aka your new biggest fan.
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A festive deep dive into the logic of Christmas, using game theory, graphs, and a generous pinch of mince-pie-fuelled curiosity. Equal parts clever and cosy, this book proves that even equations can twinkle with holiday cheer. Perfect for the nerd, the sceptic, or the secretly mathematical elf in your life.
Keep your food fresh in a bag that looks ready for transplant. Compact, insulated, and brilliantly inappropriate, it’s ideal for doctors, med students or anyone who takes their sandwiches a bit too seriously. Practical on the inside, conversation-starting on the outside. The best part is: nobody would dare steal your lunch from the fridge!
History has never been this indecent. This rude yet artistic calendar brings you twelve months of medieval mischief and historical hilarity. Perfect for that friend who laughs a little too loudly at ancient graffiti, or for brightening up an otherwise serious office wall. Educational? Absolutely not. Entertaining? Without question.
Play piano anywhere, no grand required. These musical gloves turn any surface into your personal keyboard, with each fingertip producing a different note through a built-in speaker. Perfect for restless musicians, fidgety office workers, or anyone who’s always drumming their fingers to a tune only they can hear.